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the joys of living right in front of a bus stop
Now I just want to bend over and have a snowplow barreling full speed towards my gaping asshole.
The simple things
As a mom, getting plowed regularly improves my mood.
As a Gen-X bisexual man with history of extensive travel and admittedly excessive promiscuity starting at a very young age, there is a non-zero chance that I have plowed one or both of your parents.
Happy holidays!
There is a good chance you may have fathered most of the people on Lemmy
I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Thank you for your service.
Motherfucker… 🤣
