Thank you for your service.

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Soggy Pringles sounds like the worst mouthfeel ever.

This will pair nicely with the homoerotic Buff Putin calendar that came out earlier this year.

No. Jessica Fullstack Developer is also opposed to pants (religious requirement).

Finally an accurate description for Jessica Fullstack Developer.

And they say art is dead

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Yeah: https://archive.ph/u9GHg

At least the Aptos default typeset they use is better than Calibri. I hate Calibri but I can’t quite articulate why. Maybe because it’s the default and I’ll hate Aptos eventually too.

Behold, the T pose.

This is a good song to use in the War on Christmas.

I still call it Twitter because it pisses Musk off. Not that he is on Lemmy, but principal of the matter.

Bowerbird!

Situationally, yes. “I want the next digit of pi” is information in that sense of the word. It’s not a particularly useful piece of information unless you’re building something that requires a circle with a circumferential precision larger than the width of our entire universe.

I have sadly had the unfortunate occurrence of two separate companies I’ve worked for just completely cancel the holiday bonus. I thought it was a fluke the first time but it is a trend when private equity buys the company you work for.

I don’t work at those places anymore. They can suck a yule log.

Might have better luck in Vault 69

Yes, both for this and the future weekends.

Can Trolley Man at least multi-track drift?