Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square95fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBoxscape@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days ago “After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.” Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
minus-squaredust_accelerator@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoWhat? Two packages? One still? None left?
minus-squaremacniel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoCan’t have shit on mars when you are a postman.
Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
Envelope with text “bribe”. Empty.
What? Two packages?
One still? None left?
Can’t have shit on mars when you are a postman.