Maybe I should get a roomba.

Wait, what was that about Roombas sweating hallucinogens?

Can I lick them like those psychedelic toads?

Please don’t start licking millipedes, y’all…

millipedes are fine, they’re earthworms wearing power armor
centipedes are the horrifying ones, they are a dozen spiders fused together and with their morals removed

…and apparently basement-centipedes are eating silverfish and other ookies.

Centipede-bro, I say. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. High-five. Etc

Now waitaminit—you’re saying that my Roomba has hallucinogens inside it? I tripped over it the other day, but this is a much different kind of bad trip hazard than I was led to think.

They what? I need to threaten more roombas millipedes apparently.

Now… How hallucinogenic and can it be separated from the toxin?

Is this why your finger stink after touching them?

And they’re cute as hell!