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always believe in your soul
Indeed.
Despite the apparent huge age gap, they can still date under the “half your age plus 7” rule.
*half your age plus 700
Normally I recommend we start small, just a little fire.
Fuck it in this case. Exterminatus.
Are we just looking for imaginative ways to destroy ourselves at this point? We have enough options already! But we have to keep looking for more creative previously unknown ways to kill ourselves.
Maybe it’s related to thawing of permafrost and they want to research what to do if all the frozen bugs come back to life
We’ve got to leave something interesting for the alien xeno-archaeologists of the future to uncover.
Xeno-archaeologist 1,000 years from now: … yeah … it’s another one … fourth one in this sector … just blew themselves up and destroyed everything for some dumb reason … probably economics like in that last system 35 light years away … too bad … if we had arrived earlier, we could have helped them out … oh well
Further research shows that they blew everything up trying to deal with the ancient, insatiable, worms they released on themselves out of curiosity. Upon reflection, it is probably better that we didn’t arrive earlier.
Alien #1: … HEY KORG! … look at this! … (picks up human skull and starts comically operating the jawbone) … HEY LOOK AT ME! Imma intelligent species and my economy is more important because I have to pay for these worms … so imma gonna blow up the world for some reason
KORG: … Stop messing around Kang … this place gives me the creeps, let’s get out of here.
Who is that fine looking gentleman with the godawful haircut?
Character is Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG-1
Very underrated show.
Don’t worry, he’s died like 5 times
Then ascended
after all the shit he’s been through
Canadian actor Michael Shanks.
Yes, danieljackson?
Several<>two
Several were defrosted, two woke up
= The others didn’t.
RIP worms
The dictionary definition says more than two, but it also says it mean some; which has a definition of an unspecified amount.
One funny thing about the dictionary is that complex words are explained in simple language and simple words are explained in complex language.
Did the scientists at least think the worms were getting better on the drums?
Perchance they are together with a Jewish bass player.
Would anyone still love me if I was a 41,700 y/o worm? 🥺
I would ancient worm, I would
Leto?
Are you asking for a friend, old worm?
The Russians were pissed when all of their soldiers died and only SG-1 made it out alive.
they should eat one, or place it in their ear canal :)
A lot of times memes are what they are because they’re harder to fact check (can’t copy and paste text from them). People use them to spread misinformation for fun. -This is actually a confirmed meme though.
Says you?
We need to make it mandatory that all memes link to a reverse image search on Snopes so we can fact check them
Fact checking memes what has the world come to
Sounds like a good bot.
Thanks!
This is actually a confirmed meme though.
Except for a couple of details from the link you posted: there were only two worms, and they are likely of the same age (don’t think this can be determined more specifically than ‘around 40 thousand years’), and the picture is absolutely wrong.
Tek ma te
The very hungry helminths.
Must be famished after all that time
Is one of them RFK’s brain worm?
