Make every fart a million times worse.

KHAAAAAAN

Someone who hasn’t seen the manic phase of bipolar.

There you go

Weirdly high fructose corn syrup is better for your teeth than sugar which most of the rest of the world uses. Bacteria use sucrose to create a strong biofilm.

My e-reader is e-waste.

How are keyboards a hobby?

What’s your hobby?

Smartphones.

NO

Actress Lake Bell? She has a lot of credits. Girl works.

Well, there’s fentanyl lollipops so this would track (probably fake though).

They have a thousand lakes, you have a thousand island dressing

This way

So it’s using physics instead of neurons. That’s still more advanced in my eyes, pun not intended (don’t they also have some special features for circular polarization? My eyes can’t do that).

My 5 year old Xiaomi I got for €350 has about the same specs as an iPhone 16, except for the much better chip in the iPhone.

Can you get some of the native legislation in on this? Would be hilarious if pornhub was available on the reservation but not in the rest of Oklahoma.

I think most voters would like to see this work on a state level before they throw their federal votes away. Get rid of gerrymandering in one state and they would probably get a lot of momentum.

I’m amazed that none of your family members have run into the same problem. If I were you I would compare passports with my family.

Your name is transliterated in your passport? That’s on the Swedish authorities then.

If your girl posts 50 memes per second that’s not your girl, that’s fossilesque

“Do animals experience hope?”

Next you’re going to say that Batman is a good guy