Dirk Gently’s Guiding Eyes for the Blind
I would call it a “Journey” Dog
A journey to every cigarette but and used tissue in sight 😂
life is not about the destination
As long as you don’t mind going to all the smelliest places.
Psh, as I’ve grown older I am hoping the dog would just be a lazy dog and just suggest we lay down and take a nap
Not all those who wander are lost. Sometimes they just play dog roulette
Might get kind of tricky when crossing a busy street
Your destination: death
The other side
“… or if you make it there.”
sometimes I just close my eyes and see where my dog takes me, is fun, mentally hard, but fun.
I do this too. :p
The neighbors must think I’m insane.
I try to count the steps and see if I can make it further than before. My record is like 140.
It’s very mentally hard. I’m always thinking, “oh I’ve gotta be going down someone’s driveway now!”
I try to use the dip in the curb for driveways to tell if I’m going the right way
I have a Shiba. Walking her is like walking a cat, so I beg to differ
Nobody said she had to be a GOOD guide dog to count 🤷
This is a great quote. Describes how I feel at my job at the moment …
Can I use it?
You may not end up where you meant to go, but you’ll end up somewhere interesting
Like under the bus.
Didn’t see that coming. Either.
As long as you only want to go to places that smell of piss
I’d say a dog would still go to predictable places eg. they’d go for a walk on their usual route (maybe a bit larger).
I often let my dog choose where we’re walking and he takes it as an opportunity to update all the places he knows in town, so we end up walking a 5k loop, it’s just more chaotic than when I’m leading.
I had a Husky. For me it would have been the random path of deer, rabbits, and random people’s driveways. He had no sense of direction, and cared not for walking norms.
Similarly helpful advice: a broken clock still shows the correct time twice a day.
Man you are just ripping off my welcome mat.
