21st century Vlad Dracula

I don’t get this dumb fuck!

He calls his bed “bathroom” and just pisses himself

Imma be the weird one: I use my tongue when I eat chips. I get a bowl, I fill it with cips, and then I stick my tongue like a frog onto one at a time, and it sticks a little bit, enough for me to bring it in and eat it.

It’s weird but my hands are always squeaky clean so idgaf

It’s piss

“I’m sorry, I can’t unfuck the pineapple”

Damn, imagine the Gimlussy