Tiefling IRL

“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”

And the obligatory, “good news everyone!”

Getting denaturalized, losing access to my hormones (I can’t produce either naturally), losing my partner, and ending up in a camp

But you know, cheaper eggs… Maybe…

I’ve been in industry for a decade, big tech for over 6 years. And I STILL fucking hate Python. I can write in it, but everything about it just feels wrong

Why such a huge percentage of the USA seems to lack any form of empathy. It’s like half the population is missing crucial brain functions.

Because peace doesn’t generate money for the 1%

Lemonheads, sweetarts, and warheads beg to differ

I used to be flourishing as an artist. Now I’m just trying to not end up in a camp within the next 4+ years

Before or after him so far

I have a Shiba. Walking her is like walking a cat, so I beg to differ

My lawyer warned me not to talk about it /s

Real answer, certain body mods are a legal gray area since they count as bodily harm despite being fully consensual. I have a split tongue, for instance.

I always love when people ask for “how can i do X without getting tracked” while lugging a portable tracking device that listens to you everywhere you go

Voting for fascists/not voting

No not really, at least for me

America

Cool, so it’s still worth eschewing /s

I would like to note though that xmas is a very sore time of year for a lot of people (mostly queer, but others too) who do not have a good relationship with their family

that’s a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people’s eggs? 😂

I’m often introduced as a real life tiefling so yeah

Not a city as much as part of a city, but Coney Island is pretty well known. I was recently speaking to someone in Colombia and even they knew of it!

(I’m part of the sideshow cast there ☺️)

Other fire performers. They’re not exactly cheap. A large % of my orders go to Las Vegas lol

Hermits

I feel like the weird one out because lockdown was absolute hell for me. I need my community and my people. I go crazy being stuck inside a small apartment with nothing to do. I’m not fully an extrovert, I do need my alone time, but I also need to be with people I love.