Pizza delivery is notoriously dangerous. More pizza delivery drivers get shot than cops. It took a long time for people to build up the courage and sense of responsibility for pizza before they braved those streets.
I honor our pizza delivery drivers. o7
Unlike your coppers, your pizza delivery people don’t deserve even risking getting shot.
More pizza delivery drivers get shot than cops
This is more of a America problem than a pizza guy problem.
I served in the pizza delivery service for nearly ten years 🎖️
Thank you for your service, culinary logistics veteran.
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Ain’t nobody got time for Delta Quadrant Pizza delivery. That’s coming out of your tip, Kathryn.
I see the Trek reference, but I feel like I’m still missing something…
I was a part of delivery team six. We lost a lot of good men on that delivery run. 22 pineapple pizzas changes a man.
And I’M STILL WAITING!!! I ordered this pizza in 1997! How long does it TAKE???
I remembered your Diet Dr Kelp, though
*in the USA
This is America. People do whatever the f*** they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can f***ing stop them. As a result, this country has one of the worst economies in the world. When it gets down to it–we’re talking trade balances here–once we’ve brain-drained all our technology into other countries, once things have evened out, they’re making cars in Bolivia and microwaves in Tadzhikistan and selling them here–once our edge in natural resources has been made irrelevant by giant Hong Kong ships and dirigibles that can ship North Dakota all the way to New Zealand for a nickel–once the Invisible Hand has taken all those historical inequities and smeared them out into a broad global layer of what a Pakistani bricklayer would consider to be prosperity–y’know what? There’s only four things we do better than anyone else:
music
movies
microcode (software)
high-speed pizza delivery
snow crash mentioned
This is America.
This is the internet.
I’d be careful telling USians that they aren’t the only people on the ‘net, they might shoot you.
I can still remember that time.
It must have been some eight or nine hours ago now: if you tried to get a pizza delivered back then, they would just give you a message telling you to call back at 10 am when the pizzeria was open.
The dark ages.
That time was last night. The location? Costco. $10 for a pie is the best deal going right now.
And it’s a good size. And not terrible.
I live super rural. It still isn’t.
It was in fact Digiornoed.
Downvoted because digiorno is owned by nestle…and nestle is evil.
It’s not delivery, it’s de… struction of human life and exploitation of natural resources.
I have to imagine that even back when pizza was probably first invented, food delivery was a common thing. You just would have to order it in person, in advance if you didn’t have a bird or know how to write.
Toss a coin at the corner street urchin to fetch it for you
Well now I want a pizza delivered on horseback.
It’s pretty commonly delivered by bicycle in NYC.
And? I did that on bicycle occasionally in Mississippi, way faster than a vehicle no less.
I mean I want a pizza delivered by horse, even if I gotta ride the horse my damn self.
Hey alright. I didn’t know if you just wanted something available pre-1900 or specifically a horse. If I knew how to get you the hookup on equestrian pizza I’d be happy to tell ya, but I don’t.
we always had to go pick up the pizza! pizza!, unless we were goin’ to super-k, which had little caesars inside with a dining area.
Those were dark times. My favorite in undergrad was to order a 14 inch hot sauce pizza from a local shop (of course delivery). I may be trash for how much I enjoyed this pizza but idc. Wont matter on my death bed
