Give it to me right goddamn now

It’s the Near Death Star, actually.

You’re so fucking stupid I don’t even have an insult or something clever to say, other than remove yourself from the gene pool.

That’s a big building. I think the biggest apartment building in my city is maybe 100 units? Mine is only like 25.

I actually looked it up this morning because I was curious, and “Harry” is actually short for “Henry,” “Harold,” "Harrison, and “Harvey”

I’ve met someone with the first name Harrison, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility. Also, what is “Harry” short for?

It’s funny to me when people think Lemmy is like a small town.

Like sure not many people use it relatively speaking, but that also means most people are going to be spread so far and wide that the chances of coming across someone in your town is extremely slim.

May be a small one, but a big pet peeve of mine with captions/subtitles is when they don’t put the exact spoken words into text, like when they shorthand a phrase or change up the wording a bit so it uses less typed characters/words. Idk why, it just bugs me a bit cause it’s not what they said.

Neil Patrick Harris has three first names

Careful, there’s a pizza place near where I grew up that used to have 36" pizzas, but they had to downsize to 28" because the boxes were too expensive.

It’s called Giant Pizza King, and they’re goddamn delicious.

“Who hasn’t yadda-yadda’d sex?”

“Dammit! Can’t a guy masturbate in this house?!”

That will only get ruined the more the wealthy shit in the rest of us.

It’s like trying to find an SO at a comic convention. Just enjoy the show and be happy you’ve found like-minded nerds.

Be careful, he lies!

It’s there, you can see the outline. She’s just been smothered in sauce.