It has space for improvement

“great job improving the accuracy of determining a precise meter! Now let’s get back to it and see if we can make it even more accurate!”

PSA - Reminder for your safety as well as others, always clear all the ice and snow from your car before you even think about sinking into the earth

They just need to work more hours so they have less time to think about it

Trip had his fair share of “nope, that ain’t right” moments too

Damn that article just doesn’t give a slightest fuck about citing any sources

Please explain why??

Every teacher has their own list of “absolutely never” names for future offspring. The amount of overlap is surprising

*wipe with towel

Hey, my dad only gave me a small million dollar loan and I did alright.

I actually wouldn’t be surprised if they went full (fake as fuck) reality show with this, exclusively on X via Trump Media. Fully staged “reality” clips of them giving orders, bossing people, solving a situation.

Our annual evaluation is a scale of 1 to 4 for a variety of categories. We’re supposed to show growth on the scales each year.

For 15 years, I’ve started each year at 3 and grown to a 4 so the boss can tell their boss that they’re helping us grow. I could just start at a 4, but I wouldhave to provide justification for each 4 and that’s not a good use of my time. Which I guess I could use to justify getting a 4 on time management.

Mine plays it cool like that until I’m two or three steps away then falls to the floor, in agony of my departure I assume

Regardless, he’ll claim he cut 500 bajillion dollars no matter what he ends up doing

“And remember this?”

Best of luck against the coming storm, parks department

“I have to be on it because everyone else is” - Everyone Else

Little heathen speaks parsel tongue

Dear Trump voter,

OP’s post was directed at you, in case you weren’t aware.

Yup, they blindly post whatever article because they all bought that article from the same source