Cruxifux

I seriously dislike when people ask me that or try to see if I’m okay n shit. Even if I’m not, I HATE talking about my feelings and I don’t want to share with you dude.

Yeah I’ve never received that message yet

I learned the hard way when jogging and meeting some friends at the bar that even if it’s plus 20 you should bring a sweater with you, because once you’re done jogging and it gets dark you will be cold from the sweat. I did this one time and everyone else in the bar was just fine with their T shirts and I was SHIVERING with my wife beater on. Kind of embarrassing.

You missed the step where you diarrhea violently for a few minutes and then continue eating cheese.

Have you never heard of double anal?

That makes sense. Thanks!

We’ve felt that for as long as I’ve been alive at the very least.

“Big small” was my stripper name.

More unethical to visit the USA right now tbh.

Because acab duh

I mean that’s super cool, and I’m in no way superstitious or a magical thinker by any stretch of the word. That being said, I would not be touching that thing, just in case.

If you’ve had it for a year and never even looked at it it’s garbage. Or donate it. Or sell it.

“This isn’t Mars? You’re not martians? Ah fuck you, you’re martians.”

nervously types 1234 into bank terminal

I’ve got a raging clue

Fox News is so ass bro

“Slice of bread it is then”

We should segregate our trade as much from the US as we possibly can without tanking our economy. Fuck the USA.

I also used to bring a micci of rye with me on these runs. I generally run with my running backpack, and I’d pull out the rye and take a shot and pull out a smoke and light it, all as im running, and keep going. It always got at least one laugh and one “wtf” from the other runners.

Not generally, but I did a couple half marathons where I smoked one or two smokes during the run just because it was funny. Even came in top ten percent one run when I did that.