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Nice joke, but learning coding it’s not a form of punishment, for some people is actually fun and productive. Prisoners must do some work-out, not get sedentary and grow a programmers belly. Open prisons it’s really open in Finland because your ass will be popsicles in no time if you try to run, and it’s just one direction for you to run, to South East cuz the other way it’s an freezing ocean, some big mountains that will make you a miner looking for heat, so i guess, learning to mine it’s the way to go …
Objective hell.
At least they are allowed a ThinkPad.
Not seen: Prison-issued thigh high rainbow socks.
I hear they do micro work for mechanical turk in some Finnish prisons. It is optional, but surely won’t teach you anything at all about tech.
Beats being a slave on a chain gang in the American prison system.
Well maybe, micro work is really dehumanizing and cognitively rough. I hear some US inmates do work at McDonalds and if I had to choose between that and microwork, and if time I spent working was the same with both options, I would take the fastfood job any day. At least have done that before irl so I know what to expect.
I’m ADHD in IT job, and my mind would explode if work I did with computer was just unskilled datasorting job.
But I do know US inmates have basically slave conditions. But I read a book about microwork and it sounds like psychological torture to me. Like what they do in Severance.
(Work without worker is the book)
Maybe they can teach them to maintain the Linux wireless drivers.
You are hereby remanded to upgrade a legacy Java 1 system, written by interns, to Java 8. May God have mercy on your soul.
What did he do? Kill a crowd of innocent people using an old woman as a club?
You whiners and complainers are all lucky. I don’t see anyone mentioning PL/SQL.
if you get sent there for computer crimes you might get the worst sentence: Teaching those “tech skills.”
What heinous crime one must commit to be forced to learn fortran
Isn’t Fortran more or less Basic with Maths?
Pursue a particle physics degree
Source: I’ve been at my masters thesis for two years please kill me
You got this bro 👊
Nah my death wish is too passive
That’s… ambiguous.
Huh… Not my intention.
I wasn’t wishing them success with their thesis /s
Cruel and unusual.
*2.000000001 years
“Their methods are unusual, but very effective!!”
console.log(“surprised pickachu face”);
Ah yes, the pip to npm pipeline!
