abobla@lemm.ee to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 7 days agopro tiplemm.eeimagemessage-square113fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagepro tiplemm.eeabobla@lemm.ee to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square113fedilink
minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoI don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
minus-squareKeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoAh, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoThey’re in my head, little precious treasures.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoBrrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-26 days agoGood human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-26 days agoAll hail Roko’s Basilisk. Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoIf I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days ago(The Machines will remember that.)
I don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
Ah, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
They’re in my head, little precious treasures.
Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
Good human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
All hail Roko’s Basilisk.
Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
(The Machines will remember that.)
This incident will be reported