Crane operator.
They never get dirty.
The foreman, of course
White fedora? It’s for when you recall a faulty android.
Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami. The bricks are very heavy and dangerous.
I hear the cartels are big on OSHA
a one man village people band
Yee-har’d hat.
I read it as “Ye harde hat.”
Yee-haw’n
That’s going on my next resume
[Walking away, kicking rocks]
“I yee’d when I shoulda haw’d”
The man from Delmonte says this building has to go
Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.
To be a smooth criminal
Annie, are you okay?
Dude… ANY job.
This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.
If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.
Now that I think about it, it did a pretty good job of deflecting a flower arrangement in a glass vase.
Paintball cosplay.
Funny thing is these don’t meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can’t be used in most workplaces
Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one’s skull?
That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.
I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.
It doesn’t have to be safe … it just has to ‘look’ safe
Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it’s fine.
They were killed later that day from a falling I-beam that was unsecured
that would kill you anyway…
Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?
