It’s easy to find humor in a situation your privilege exempts you from. You know about women’s restrooms from cleaning them, so I bet you’ve never had a period emergency or miscarriage (not a transwoman problem but it makes for a messy ladies room) and you can pee on a tree in a pinch.

A transwoman in a ladies’ room risks getting screamed at by bigots, but in a men’s room she risks getting assaulted or even killed.

Just as it was when there were no restrooms for women in the Capitol, the whole point is to use the denial of a “privilege” to prevent a people from exercising their rights in the halls of power.

Maybe if you’d rephrased it to own it rather than try to put your thoughts in their heads: “Having seen the state of women’s bathrooms I think transwomen are better off staying out of them” might be a little better. But not much.

Thank you! Now I have learned something even MORE interesting, and can still enjoy the cool Hoatzin!

About the only victory you could achieve in that getup is “death by snu-snu.”

You’d probably get fewer of the lazy tldr downvotes if you put quotation marks around “gone woke” to distance yourself from it.

Yeah, that was the joke

Oh, he’s probably thinking he can stay on the sidewalk most of the way.

I’m not sure how he even got as far as the Rockies since there’s a desert you have to get through first.

Chaparral?

Meanwhile Shatner was stealing half a dozen of Kirk’s toupées every season…

I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.

Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.

This got me to exhale forcefully, and the corners of my mouth crept up slightly. Which in these days of horror and darkness is something.

It isn’t “The Onion Now Owns InfoWars” hilarious, but it’s funny.

And the tiny possibility he won’t be approved is … interesting.

Kakistocracy: is it better or worse than having competent fascists in charge?

🎵 Well I be done seen 'bout everything, When I see an elephant fly…🎶

Soooo… With 2 already-wealthy men getting paid for doing the one job, outside of the official government, it’s actually the Department of Not-Really Government Redundancies and Grift, isn’t it?

Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.

Oh, like a more sophisticated version of the old "put your phone in the microwave"joke!

Thank you, kind person.

The only logical reason to put a pie in an open window is for it to be humorously stolen

So I know nothing and just wandered in here from Top, but this translates as, “Fuck you, all of you, French language, I show you my butthole,” right?

Titanic

Jaws

Gonna need an attribution to go with that quotation, pedant.

PG&E has been having to cut off power for swaths of customers in California every time we get in a red-flag fire weather situation, because their power lines over the mountains sway and spark and have caused horrendous wildfires. Notably the Camp Fire that completely destroyed the town of Paradise, killing over 85 people and thousands of animals. It’s been pretty expensive for them. Of course, they saved money for decades by skimping on maintenance, but that all went in their executives’ pockets, so they’re having trouble with trying to get up to code and pay their court costs and fines