• GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Trump Admin: Cap interest rates at 10%, but also we repeal the thirteenth amendment.

    Democrats: No! What is wrong with you?!

    Republicans: DEMONRATS WON’T WORK WITH US TO CAP INTEREST RATES AND ALSO THEY DRINK SMOOTHIES MADE OF BABIES!

    Republican Voting Base: [Thunderous applause. 90% voter turnout. 99% voter loyalty.]

    Everyone Else: I dunno, both parties seem the same. [Sub-50% voter turnout. Interfactional backstabbing intensifies.]