My brain absolutely refused to read
Jeanut Putter and Belly
as it was written.
You must be a former employee of the Wonker Weiner Company
Love this. The more I look, the worst it gets!
Morsehen if you will
All of these look like they would cost $50 at some super pretentious restaurant.
Especially the one with the paper plate
It’s chilled greese
Precisely. And it grosses my kids out every time I tell them that’s what’s for dinner.
Smažený sýr – fry your gheese, don’t crill it
I’m not gonna lie, that crilled gheese looks bomb as fuck.
It is that approach KFC did with their thingamajig where - instead of buns - one of their burgers hat two more chicken pieces.
Edit:
I think they called it “Double down”…two-faced rarebit…
Halloumi with plain bread in the middle? Eh looks okay.
Get stoned and then go look at it.
Gotta be careful ordering a crilled gheese in other countries. You’ll end up being served a goose covered in krill.
It’s a risk worth taking
I love spoonerisms and I have an almost nervous habit of making them up on the spot at random times. Bugs the hell out of my wife.
Yeah, me too. Wifes the hell out of my bug.
Hugs the well out of my bife.
My wife, too, calls me a fart smeller.
For some reason I was able to read “Peanut Butter and Belly” multiple times trying to parse it before the Jeanut Putter and Belly misspelling stood out to me.
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I don’t think I’ve called them anything other than ‘dothogs’ in the last decade.
What’s that in the bottom right image? Is that supposed to be cheese? It looks like anything but cheese. I know the “cheese” used on burgers is a mispronounciation for plastic waste but the grilled cheese sandwich looks like it has bleached cardboard or something.
Looks like Halloumi, a greek cheese similar to indian Paneer which can be grilled or seared without melting
Looks like either paneer or haloumi. Either way, I’d eat the crap outta it.
