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May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from

Dude don’t forget incense. Vibe is all important for self care and doubly so with drugs.

Are you implying that he is going to try to lay The Mack on that Christmas tree?

I thought everyone knew you couldn’t fall in love until you had collapsed in lust, or at least stumbled in physical attraction.

If Lemmy is social media, then Lemmy is my only social media app. I have Mastadon installed but I never use it.

I think it has been a decade since I used Facebook or Twitter and I never tried any of the later generation of networks like Snap or TikTok.

Call me insensitive, but as someone who experienced 9/11 as an adult, being able to enjoy actual funny jokes that reference the attack is kind of refreshing, especially jokes created by the generation born after it happened.

I have nothing concrete to base this on, but my observation is this:

• A 9/11 joke written by someone who lived through it is more likely to be about 9/11

• a 9/11 joke written by someone born after it happened is more likely to use 9/11 to punctuate a joke about something else

Either way, I find the latter group funnier.

Agreed.

But also, ive been noticing that that isn’t going so great lately.

I’ve managed to do this for decades without incident or injury to myself or others.

And chocolate. Cincinatti chili is great

This is beautiful but I really want to Photoshop a PS5 controller into her hands.

I was a butt baby and I turned out fine.

My diet is mostly hair, but I suspect that’s unrelated.

A very aspirational fancy chastity cage.