wander1236

Juan

In the middle of winter

Keep complaining and it’s going to be a noun next

Could you have used a wider angle lens?

My cats make me move food to the center of the bowl for them, but I’ve seen them use their paws to move stuff around in other situations, so I’m pretty sure they’re just being assholes.

Pizzagating? Oh no

They’re not fall-on-the-floor-laughing comics but I still enjoy their absurdity and antijoke vibes.

The guy staring out the window of the Acme Slingshot Co slinged a shot at the woman in the foreground.

Why the long face

It’s linked in her Twitter bio https://x.com/sarahcandersen?lang=en

Why does this sound like a slur?

Toads are frogs

You didn’t?

Cat bladder

I didn’t get the reference but this is pretty good completely out of context too. Some fun absurdism

Dhythm and blues

I wonder where they are

Thank u editor

A lot of them are, but you can turn it off when there’s enough ambient light.

Usually I don’t even know the easy ones, but somehow I got this right away