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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months ago“I used to be a piece of shit.” The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoSounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoThe basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoThanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIt’s all good, you were pretty close.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoHaha yes. Thank you. RIP in peace Mitch. We all miss you.
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoOmg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.
“I used to be a piece of shit.”
The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.
I used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
Sounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
The basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
Thanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
It’s all good, you were pretty close.
Haha yes. Thank you. RIP in peace Mitch. We all miss you.
Omg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.