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How much wrapping paper would that take?
Depends. Do you wrap everything individually (nacelles, struts, engineering and the saucer,) so you can still see that it looks like a naked duck,
Or do you wrap everything like a hitbox in a b-tier video game?
If Q shrinks the ship, barely any at all.:-)
“One Star Trek Hallmark ornament coming right up…”
It will look lovely next to Voyager.
Edit: Full disclosure, I fucking love puns/dad jokes. You’ve seen my work.
Picard to Riker: “Make a bow.”
A broken bow?
