He appears to be on the spectrum

I assumed it was a combination of “it’s really common” and “fish are gross” but I don’t look at men’s profiles and don’t fish so I may be way off

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women’s profiles say something like “I don’t want to see a picture of you holding a fish”

• Plasma is more resource intensive, and this meme is specifically about machines that are 7-10 years out of date

Cat owner learning they shouldn’t listen to reddit about the “correct” way to hang their toilet paper

I stole an EV charger and I need cash now

Kid was expelled under the zero tolerance policy for drawing a gun

Try dialing a phone with your hand like that

Ah yes, chasing the huge success of the Mac app store

I downvote anyone who does that or uses alternating case.

Are you charlie from always sunny in Philadelphia lol

Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?

I sure do. In exchange for those free TVs we had to watch 30 seconds of awkward middle schoolers doing a news report followed by 6 teen spirit perfume commercials in a row every homeroom period.

Ok that thing? Probably reading rainbow or nova

It is not a paid service in Naugatuck. It’s a municipal service. That’s the case in most of Connecticut.

Trash pickup is paid for by regular local taxes in Naugatuck Connecticut. The town gives each household a trash bin and a recycling bin with instructions to fill them and leave them by the curb on a specific day. Nobody weighs them. The bins say ‘Borough of Naugatuck’ on them, because the town owns them, which makes them fair game.

I had some Karen type yell at me for doing this. So I pointed at the side of the can, which did not in fact say her name, but instead said Borough of Naugatuck, and reminded her that as a resident of Naugatuck I had as much of a right to its garbage bins as she did.

People downvoting this probably also get pissy if you park in the street in front of their house. ITS EVERYBODY’S STREET YOU SCHMUCK

Now I want to see him fight Mike Tyson

neither can a dog

Admiral Porthos: Am I a joke to you?