Is this from one of those christian comics from the 60s-70s, or something? Chick tracts and christian Archie comics weren’t the only ones circulating in those days.

A thing that makes me chuckle:
Chick came up with a godless high school in a godless society, kids wearing t-shirts that said “Sex” o “Satan”.
Then in the late-80s, Nirvana leaned on that hard, one of their t-shirts read:

FUDGE PACKIN’
CRACK SMOKIN’
SATAN WORSHIPPIN’
MOTHERFUCKER

That stork is clearly trying to choke that wolf, from the inside!

This is what happens when you overthink the simple act of voting, when you navel gaze for days and months any simple physical effort that requires your presence with intent. You distort what it is and how it works.

A vote nudges things towards a direction, it is NOT a magic political wand that fixes things overnight. Inertia builds up only with several election cycles of consistency.

One side is cruel and will constantly sabotage good faith whether in or out of majority power. “Good faith is for suckers” is their goddamned motto, just one in a ton of toxic ideas and knee-jerk anger and greedy gluttony. Television and internet has amplified these virulent tendencies.

Whoever decided to not vote is in a muddy mental hole and has participated through inaction in making things much worse and perilous for millions of vulnerable living beings.

I have lost my faith in the younger generations, they cannot cut through the bullshit, are actively being bombarded in bad faith messaging, and it fucking worked.

Good luck in weeding out fascists and bigots from your society now. Especially in the judicial branch, you get to keep those for life. You have stabbed yourself in the chest with a rusty knife and call it “purity”, you imbeciles.

IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.

He could go at any moment… he’s got entitilitus!

An Honored Matre with her sexy skills!

When he says “as famous as the Dodgers”, does he mean Cookie Lavagetto-level famous, or Van Mungo-level famous?

The opposite of a Bulwer-Lytton!

How about a threefer with
Jerry
Lee
Lewis!

Reminds me of that Simon & Garfunkel lyric, along the lines of

…he’s so unhip
when you say Dylan
he thinks you’re talking about Dylan Thomas!
Whoever he was.

Old Man River. Old Man Hydra?

Beezchurger!
Chimkin nugget
flavor

Nine out of ten out-of-context cartoonists prefer hosteling over the next leading competitor… and so is Dick!

Uh oh… The Sniffer strikes again!

The compass… the circle.

Do you know what the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation is?
It is a giant spherical compass of light, 46.5 billion light years from the center (that’s us) to the edge.
And this compass keeps on expanding ever wider, at the speed of light, in fact.

THIS in my view is the circle being traced by God in the painting.

For a second or three there, I read that as:

When I was a kid,
a priest told me about Mars

For a moment there, I thought the younger people of America had in them the capacity to do the obvious righteous thing, and to banish the demons once and for all.
The younger people of America have shown what they are made of, and never again will I overestimate them.

Because… Palestine? Or buttery males? Or because they will grab onto any excuse to sit on their lazy asses instead of voting, and that impulse to do nothing intensifies with a female presidential candidate?

Yes, it is retarded. Almost to the goddamned Middle Ages in some respects. And its’ younger generations are just as stunted and stupid as the boomers they howl against. The deaf and blind screaming at the deaf and blind.

They’ve done it before and they’ll fucking do it again.
All these young new potential voters! A fresh wave of idiot!

Ron Howard’s voice: “He didn’t”.

Then the sun develops a fungal infection, and don’t scratch that itchy rash, it’ll only make it worse.