• niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    For a second or three there, I read that as:

    When I was a kid,
    a priest told me about Mars

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      Reminds me on this old joke:
      A man running from the police runs into the Catholic church and hides in confession box.

      Another person enters the other side and says “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”.

      The man not wanting to get caught says, “What have you done my daughter?”

      She says, “I have had anal sex with my boyfriend, I know sex is for making children, please forgive me . What is my penance?”

      The man not knowing what to say, quickly opens his side of the confession box and sees a choir boy walking by , “Hey Kid what does the Priest give for anal sex?”

      He responds, “A can of pop and a bag of chips”