if you aren’t loud and try to learn the language.

Well, that disqualifies an absolute ton of us

Yeah, quite a few

🎶 One of these things is not like the others 🎶

Nor would you

A 2 second Google search of “so spiders have chins?” has revealed that sadly they do not

I’d be willing to bet I have as much time in MineZ and Survival Games as I do most other video games!

It was a Minecraft mini game where you dug out a single layer of dirt to cause the other players to drop into a pit. It was basically the most popular mini game back in my Minecraft days

Hear me out: spleef

As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won’t make it.

50/50? Paul would easily get his ass kicked in a real fight against Carter!

They grouped up in telegram chats and started sending bomb threats to elementary schools

Oh… Oh…

Why the hell does that post focus so much on the empathetic healing crap? I feel like the child slave is the real issue here

I’m sorry, I’m gonna need more info on this

Sometimes less is really more

I love the arrow that just says “rat”

Lmao, what an absolute joke that no one looked at this and went “what if we didn’t?”

The refund episode where every gets $300

“Now that’s walking around money!”

HE’S NOT BLUFFING!

I’ll have you know I’ve never paid for Windows in my life!

And have to dig up even more earth using even more big machines? If you did a 50ft power line underground, that’s 50 ft of earth that has to be dug up, not to mention what happens whenever something inevitably goes wrong and you have to dig it all up again. Then you also have to bury transformers, which means you need to cool them.

There’s many, many good reasons that we use power lines over burying them. Mostly, power lines are so significantly cheaper and easier that it’s not even comparable. I’ve seen the bill when a buried fiber line gets broken. It is crazy expensive.

“A Head in the Polls”

Nixon becomes president, arguing that no body can be President more than twice, but he doesn’t have a body