His tumblr blog is righteous. I’m not down with the Wes-bashing around here. That’s the sort of dishonorable dreck some of you p’tahk enjoy.

*annoyed harrumph*

Another chocolate mint, counselor? It’s wahfair thin!

It was the dark of the moon On the sixth of June In a Kenworth, pullin’ logs

Cabover Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin’ hogs

We was headin’ for bear On 'I-1-0 'Bout a mile out of Shakey Town

I says, “Pig Pen this here’s the Rubber Duck And I’m about to put the hammer down”

Gotcher ears on?

Fuck ruzzia.

And fuck Unilever and Subway too, while we’re at it.

Did I ever tell you kids about the sixties??

If reading is the only driver to voting preference, then yes.

Otherwise, no.

Before the Filet-O-Fish, McDonald’s sold “the Hula Burger”, which was a grilled ring of pineapple on a toasted bun. For all the Catholics who practiced “meatless” Fridays. . . .

. . . Is this the aiop communi- . . Oh.

Ummmm. Sssssorry.

What a coincidence - I, too, make a daily trip to the chip “factory”.

Ok, cupboard. But y’know.

yes

This is the PTSD of working with customers talking.

Many of us recognize it well.

Perfectly fair point. But in business you’re supposed to read emails to know what you’re supposed to do. But no one does. (too many emails)

Menus have the descriptions of what you want to eat but no one reads them (too vain to wear glasses?)

Forget the creative writing work you’ve been doing. I mean. Y’know. That’s a given.

Sign, Sign, Everywhere a sign, Blocking out the scenery, Breaking my mind

Nooooooo! IT’s because the DeMoCrAts didn’t address the needs of the working pooooooor! nooooooooooo!

Hey now, someone who knows almost nothing is just asking questions here.

Hey don’t you worry folks. Since the morally pure didn’t listen and let fascism take full control of the country, there’s no reason to think anyone will ever work together again without being ordered to.

Dammit Bunny, I’m if fippl . . grangka . . siff . . oh man.

After all, Why shouldn’t I?

Roses over a piano!

The person who found him marked the event by saying, “Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here”