mistakes like this tend to appear in hard to handle situations

relevant username

and the gears in my car’s transmission

– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, doe it run?

– Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

my memory is toasted

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

you need 5 spare parts pt cruisers to have one running pt cruiser

…twice

i go to work, but i take weekends off, does it make me a coward?

actually i had the thought while scrolling YouTube choosing the background noise for my shower

don’t you wish you could filter it out

wholesome gimp trying to cheer us up

took detour, got conscripted

50 shades of shit

my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn’t be able to pee

you had to plug your comment don’t you?

Disney doesn’t give a rat’s ass

not matter from which angle you want to see this, but someone went off a tangent to commit this sin, just cos, smh

i bet that one is allowed in most of these lists