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Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
I love it when jokes come full circle.
Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately…
This is a story I can get behind
you had to plug your comment don’t you?
“My God! It just falls right out!! It’s you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!”
Instead a size check, it’s a sniff test.
sniff smells like tacos
Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
Does… Does he wash it first?
The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
I mean if it just falls out on it’s own, you’ll need to get a new, bigger one anyway and the prince won’t find who it fits… Because it no longer does.
I like how you really thought this through.
I’ve experienced it. 😉
Kolanak, you are a beautiful, multifaceted weirdo, and seeing your comments really help make Lemmy feel like home. Please do some kegels to help ease your gaping asshole.
