I came here to suggest the same thing. Ego death is freedom.

A good friend of ten years ghosted me after his wife left him. My wife and I helped him through a lot of it, then he just went incommunicado. I’m still not sure why as he won’t return my calls, texts, or emails.

Pistachios, because almonds aren’t actually nuts. They’re drupes

He’s a frog, they breathe through their skin.

QED

Yeah, they’re not even close for hotel. Here’s the etymology:

https://www.etymonline.com/word/hotel

They’re correct about motel, though:

https://www.etymonline.com/word/motel

I see you’re also an AASS man!

The association of anally sourced statistics estimates the portion to be closer to 75%.