Nah, squid live in the ocean, America is on land. Not sure what that has to do with grass, but whatever, now you know!

In America gardens are typically the tilled soil where one grows fruits, herbs, vegetables, and/or flowers. The grass is the lawn. Most houses have lawns, not everyone has the time, knowledge, or interest to have a garden.

Sorry, the short green stuff that’s an invasive species that everyone in America spends millions and millions of dollars to grow, wasting water and filling our habitat with harmful pesticides and fertilizers. Native grasses are dope, but very few people grow them.

Grass is stupid, just get rid of it and it won’t matter if mowing it is gardening or not.

I’m guessing you meant studying, but studding sharks sounds like a very interesting and difficult job.

What would you have called it?

I believe that’s from The Mighty Boosh!

Ooh, cold steam burns are the worst!

Precious Hamburgers?

Foods that are ruined by ambient humidity, that’s what kind.

If that’s how DNA worked, I imagine it just wouldn’t pair, but that’s not how DNA works. However there can be and are many mistakes in the transcription and translation of genes, they’re called mutations and they’re the mechanical cause of cancer. The kind of spontaneous mutation your imagining is unlikely to lead to cancer without other contributing factors, and the body has numerous control and correction mecahnisms, but there are billions of base pairs (i.e. A—T is one base pair) in each cell of the body getting transcribed and translated over and over and over, so quite a few mistakes get through.

Cremation

Don’t forget about Blue-Footed Boobies!

This meme doesn’t make sense to me, shouldn’t “my plans” be above the guy in the apron and the years be above the bearded guy? That’s presuming the intent was to say the plans were fucked up by the events of those years. In which case, the first panel is meaningless.

The dialogue was so bad, I don’t think anything would have really helped.

On the lobster?

Not when you factor in the money spent on toilet paper needed to clean up the nasty shits you’ll get from chugging a jar of tomato sauce.

Edit: Not to mention how many meals you could have gotten out of it by eating it on pasta. $5 bucks can get you 5 meals, your way you gotta spend $15 for 5 meals and you don’t get any pasta.

Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

If it’s not elephant garlic, it’s probably nasty inside. I’ve found that big produce is usually over-ripe/rotten.

I wouldn’t recommend consuming an entire jar of pasta sauce regardless of sugar content, it’s just not economical.