If i had a penny every time Australia hired someone without knowing WHAT they were getting, i would have 2 pennies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OCs5_scouI&t=0

How tall was this desk?

“Like the job i have”

Pro: work in a school. Get holidays as much as the kids do. In Australia. 0 gun threats. (We had 1 rock throwing incedent, and that was solved in the hour). Get paid during the school holidays. Havw 10 paid tharapy sessions per year**

Cons: work with teenagers. Live in bumfuck nowhwre.

*I remember seening a post on reddit about a nurse who couldnt see a therapist about a drunk driver killing an innocent family. All i could think of was me, helping a 14 year old learm what 2x7 was, getting 10 paid theropy sessions a year, while an ICU nurse dealing with 14 hour shifts and possible death on a weekly basis cant get thier mental health check ups. BUT Im alaonplallning ro leave this place. Outback Austrilia does pay well (tried to move out. That was my 1 year of no job. Came back, and got 3 job offers in week 1) but ita still, Outback Australia .

Hindsight is 20/20

PastMe was proud to own 100+ funko pops. Now i want to kick PastMe in the head.

Then again, if it wasnt for PastMe, PresentMe wouldnt exsist…

Thinking back, there were many post on R*ddit where i would say to myself “this could have been in the drafts folder” or “this didnt need to be broadcast to the whole internet”. Now theres me, proud of an achievement, while someone else on the internet is probably thinking “this didnt need to be broadcast on the internet”.

But Im proud of what I did, and am optimistic for the future.

Im more impressed than terrified. Choosing a guy who cheated on his wife instead of decrimanalised marijuana AND better healthcare. How???

Cant wait to write my novel The Empror of the Necklaces when im 45 and be just as successful