AKA: The Sun is 455,000 times brighter than 1/455,000th the brightness of The Sun.

Why in the world do we even need apps for this stuff? There is no reason to give your data to these companies at all.

Here’s a crazy thought: get a journal. And write in it.

Shure SM58/57

Coraline

I cannot imagine being so insecure with your manness that you feel the need to protest a razor commercial asking you to be a better dude.

I’ve been afflicted with Manhood my whole life. And razor ads asking me to be better doesn’t threaten me. In fact, they’re right, I can be a better man. I should go do the dishes; just after I feel better. This debilitating minor cold is getting me real down.

At her Michigan Rally two days ago she vowed to do all she can to end the war in Gaza. Granted it was way too little too late. No idea why she waited until a day before the election to say the thing everybody has been wanting her to say since the beginning.

The first 💥 was an acorn hitting the car.