back in the 90s there was a couple times lakes in western PA/NY froze over enough people were out driving on them.

I has been a long time since most of those places have been cold enough, long enough, to have a lake become that solidly frozen. It has been 30+ years since I have seen this happen in the mid atlantic.

And every person in a comment section saying “don’t feed the troll” are probably far worse at spotting trolls than they would like to think.

Yes, this is the Far Side

I mean, maybe

Oh, I have had more than one “I am gonna just sit here and eat this whole thing” nights.

As long as it isn’t a sink full of nasty dishes, and a PC surrounded by plates, cups, and empty cans, you are good.

They are more likely to be just eating the whole pie in one sitting, too.

They live alone, why have a pie server if you are just gonna eat it yourself?