Oh shiiiiiii

It’s from an election microscope IIRC

Still haven’t seen a video of a ‘drone’ that wasn’t just an airplane. Were full idiocracy

Then the Brits will surely be coming for it

Yet only one CEO 🤔

It’s part of NPR’s ‘My Hero’ series where listeners call in and talk about someone who helped them out and they don’t know their name but wanna say thanks. I heard this one while driving home last night.

This woman was overloading her car with 1500 lbs [680 kg] of gravel. She had concrete being poured at her house so was short on time. A guy offered to take the gravel in his truck. He dropped it off and left and she’s saying thanks because she never got his name.

He reminded her of her dad who has passed way. Opposite of cursed I’d say

Facts

M. Knight Shamalan Plot twist: they only bang on the washing machine

Terrible hangovers

I had a roommate that took advantage of me like that for 2 years. In the end I kept his security deposit because he cost me so much money

What’s 2+2?

Engineer: 4e0

Mathematician: grabs chalk and begins a proof

Accountant: what do you want it to be?

Undoubtedly, they’re going to a river

Unless your initials are NSA, CIA, or FBI

That baby is goin places

Tis possible to be from Texas and still hate country

The dreaded B note

Country

I still can’t believe that I know at least 5 ppl that have voluntarily stated they didn’t vote. I’m convinced they just wouldn’t vote for a woman bc they’re all not (at least publicly) republicans. We’ve still got a long way to go