Needs to do a team up with the girl who drums System of a Down.

My wife has a mini that is basically an oversized dog. Guy is more affectionate and tolerant than her old man or her baby-brained idiot.

Which actor made it a point to always wear the same outfit in public to fuck with the paparazzi? In my head I remember Daniel Radcliffe doing that.

I played a game online with a British person and another American. British guy was talking about tea time or something tea related. I have always heard that the British took their tea VERY seriously, so I decided to test it. I asked him if he heated his water in a microwave. Don’t ask the British if they heat their water in a microwave. What followed was a man who was very passionate about tea talk just as passionately about his kettle.

More than once, I hear an ad on the radio about good Christians coming together to help pay each other’s medical bills and think to myself that is the very thing they hate so much.

This reminds me of MIB1.

Or you get to learn what defenestration means firsthand.

They complete each other. It’s cute, in an “Oblongs” sort of way.

So let’s do it like a Druid in the General Channel.

There was the brain-dead US politician who raised a huge stink over having to share a bathroom with a Trans lady leading to a rule that they have to use the bathroom associated with their birth gender and not their preferred one.

Spelling mistakes, fine. Using the wrong there/your? Workable, I suppose. Punctuation? Helpful. But “winned”? Winned? That hurts.

I do the same thing with my child, except I try to be as accurate as possible, to the point of boredom, and she usually ignores my answer and asks another unrelated question. I tried to use the term “Rayleigh Scattering” on a 9 y/o. It didn’t exactly sink in.

I posted it before but it still applies,

Eat the octopus, Deep.

Praise Prometheus!

Art is so subjective that ANYTHING can be art. We’ve all seen the joke art that is a blank canvas with a spot in the middle or something. Your professor reminds me of someone who argues if a movie is a film or not.

I don’t see how Paul wins here at all. Either he beats up a 60 year old man or gets beat by a 60 year old man. There’s no way to look good in this.

It’s a chicken! (Old Cow and Chicken cartoon episode)

Free if you spend $1000 or more!

Real talk, I honestly don’t get the point in leasing, or even how it’s different from renting. Sounds more like renting with a different name.

Well, whoosh me, then.