My work has been experimenting with a project for about 2 years now and this has been my life since then

Are these the things that smell like shit if you step on them?

I think if there are actual aliens and they are actually showing us that they can interfere with our nuclear equities its a last ditch effort to prevent us from killing ourselves without directly interfering. If they were involved in some sort of war I doubt we’d really be any use to them. If they’re advanced enough to travel lightyears to our planet then our weaponry is as primitive as a cavemans club.

Then again maybe its humans are space orcs thing lol

My family had several tvs that did this until around 2013

I’ve mastered the art of going to the bathroom to piss without fully waking myself up

I like this theory a lot even though Big Freeze is the popular theory now. We dont know enough to truly tell though so I’m going with Big Crunch all the way

This is what my dad would call “a hoot”

I hate that there was a reference image

I will

The random chimp event is finally happening?

Brought this up to a friend who is very pro Trump and he said

“Part of trying to get industry back in the country (which we would be better off with) involves making imports less appealing.”

Did they actually paint a heart on it?

Dudes got the vocals of a disney princess. I love Robert Plant

I dont get it

When my daughter was being delivered a surgeon asked me if I wanted to take pictures. I said no I dont think I could look without passing out so they took my phone and took pictures of my wifes c section for me. I dont think I’ve ever looked at them