That seems like a long walk. Where’s the gondola?

Give America all your oil.

Hey, waitaminnit…who put lipstick on this corpse?

Same

👍

Why are you being so divisive?

Honey, this is the DMV.

Gender-swapped Iron Man

A lot of people are offput by having to choose a server before creating an account. If that could be automated somehow I think Mastodon would be more popular.

just don’t drink the Fanta…

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Dr. Manhattan

Revenge of the Nerds was on TV, and he’s the damn football coach.

Is that one of those terrible Kmart Halloween costumes that puts a picture of the character on your chest?

My intelligence is increased when you do drugs. Thanks monkeypaw!

Expect the challenge. I’ve been watching the usual suspects on Twitter, they’re completely bwashed into thinking there’s only one possible outcome, and if it goes against them it means there’s been election fraud. They’re already calling it a landslide.

In all the excitement, they didn’t notice her diaphragm fell out.