bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square461fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square461fedilink
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 days agoUnironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoYou don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoYou mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps? Who would’ve thunk? (I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoYou mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoThe trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoBut I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoYou’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
But I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.