Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?
So 412 is the limit. Good to know.
412… and a half?
Then you would be half paralysed.
I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.
Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you’ve eaten 412 nuggets.
ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe
Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.
I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.
There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.
So the limit is actually more than 413?
413 is amateur hour.
This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.
How does that work?
You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.
No, like, what kind of sauce?
All of them.
I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
A true historical reference
I mean, it is shit posting
Steven Segal?
Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.
Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets
Or at least one for each electoral vote.