And they STILL won’t let immigrants get full citizanship rights. Guess the birth-rate hasn’t gone low enough.

413 is amateur hour.

Who the hell is waiting till 10am?

Losing the all-important male stripper customer base.

Obligatory:

The Philosopher and Mathematician published some of his best work in his 90s: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell

You’re doing fine.

That looks awesome!

A few tips, based on what has worked in our local libraries:

• A story-reading space where parents or caregivers can bring infants and toddlers to listen to books being read outloud. Librarians, parents, and volunteers take turns as book readers. Hugely popular. Absolutely packed them in. One branch even built a hand-painted replica of the “Goodnight Moon” set.

• A separate, private space for nursing mothers.

• If the budget allows it, a phone charging station.

• Space for common government forms. Applications for welfare, disability, voter, and tax forms. If you can get volunteers to help, even better.

• Was going to mention tools, but see you already have it. In ours, you can check out shovels, saws, wrench sets, gardening tools, etc, to take home for a few days. It got so popular they had to move into their own space.

We love our local libraries.

Rode in a car with a full tinted glass roof once. Everybody’s brains were boiling.

Looking at that picture, all I see is sunburn, heatstroke, and headache.