Not just a race… But a special race to see who’s the fastest.

contender for stupidest fucking line in sonic history

Rrgh! How’d you get here so quickly?

Second place goes to Eggman as well

  • Queen HawlSera@lemm.eeEnglish
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    4 months ago

    Never trust the 300 IQ of someone who’s name is as cool as Robotnik but goes by Eggman anyway.

    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.socialEnglish
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      4 months ago

      especially since canonically (in SA1) Sonic started calling him that to make fun of him and he just went with it. on the one hand props for just saying to the haters “you have no power here”, but at the same time like… breh?

        • AVincentInSpace@pawb.socialEnglish
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          4 months ago

          They even lampshade that in Sonic Generations.

          Modern Eggman: “You’re not in a position to demand anything, you nasty little pincushion!”
          Modern Tails: “Eggman! How?”
          Classic Eggman: “He had a little help.”
          Classic Tails: “Dr. Robotnik!”
          Classic Eggman: “Oh, nobody calls me that anymore.”

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7pDteYaaM&t=10m30s

          “Please, don’t call me by my name. I will exclusively be referred to by a rude nickname given to me by my mortal enemy. I talked to the future version of myself and we both agree it’s the way better name.” ???