For anyone unaware of the reference:
For the Americans unaware of the reference:
You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate
Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise
Ooof
As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?
Intreasting thee kinder suprise egg, has a quite metallic flavor. And a rather interesting color of blue. I will write record this and forward it to docter freeman tomorrow.
Mmmm half-life
At least the two hemispheres are separated.
Some assembly required
Gotta be. If you let it go prompt critical during shipping it won’t go critical for the end user. Need to ensure freshness. Don’t want it to taste flat.
Oh nice! Let me grab my flathead screwdriver real quick…
Hm, why does it feel like my eyeballs are boiling
It’s because you’ve not stared at the blue glow long enough.
Oooooo pretty colors
The Forbidden Egg.
Don’t touch me I’m a dead man
They banned these in the United States until they removed the shimming wedge and replaced it with the safer flat head screw driver.
My jaw dropped … off my face … and onto the flooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa
