It’s supposed to be Sunny D and rum
Riot punch but worse.
Good thing you didn’t see the hard Mtn Dew…
The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it’s at.
I consider that a lot less evil. I don’t like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It’s like drinking a liquid pixie stick.
Sunny D is for parents who
think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice.are sick of Timmy’s shit and want something to mix their vodka with.Clearly, you’ve misunderstood the target demographic
If you’re sick of Timmy’s shit, you don’t need the mixer. It’s shots time.
There’s some value in hiding your alcoholism from Timmy.
Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I’m guessing it’s because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.
Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.
That would also be the “worst hangover imaginable” option.
The orange ones are liquid sex.
The most important question now is: How many packs did you buy?
-1 million.
I just looked up the price for a 4 pack online, one place listing them at $9.48. Now, did they at least have a very customer friendly refund policy at the store and paid you $9480000.00 back?
They said the check would be in the mail.
Brb, ordering minus a million cases of vintage Dom Perignon!
Besides the financial windfall, im gonna get so damn sober! 🥳
Be careful, that much antihol in one go won’t just get you sober, it’ll send you right out the other side. Few can deal with that clear a view of reality.
Yeah I prefer my Purple Stuff Vodka Seltzers
but for real capitalism is truly plumbing the depths of nostalgia for our generations youth.
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Nah, go for the chu-hi on the left.
Gross - why would you put seltzer in that?
Why does only your product have the warning for 21 plus!? Is it because you are a piece of shit obviously marketing to kids.
Screwed Driver.
Finally a breakfast drink to go with my english muffins.
sunny d + kahlua = tootsie roll
I’ll take your word for it.
Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great
Is that what we call screwdrivers these days?
I hope not. I like drinking a screwdriver on occasion.
We are a failed nation. This proves it
This works for every nation I can think of… that would offer this product on their shelves.
