Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it’s not durable AT ALL!!! It’s super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they’ll give you their bank account details!
And if they don’t know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they’ll just have to get tickled…all…night…long!
Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.
Wait, who said we had one of the most complex and durable skeletal systems in nature?
Complex? Possibly. Durable? Hell no.
Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it’s not durable AT ALL!!! It’s super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they’ll give you their bank account details!
And if they don’t know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they’ll just have to get tickled…all…night…long!
Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.
Jokes on you, getting robbed is my fetish