Strategy to beat the market:

Step 1: invest at absolute random

Step 2: wait

Step 3: profit

Addendum: this will not work when worker wages rise or society collapses.

Addendum 2: when worker wages don’t rise for generations, society might collapse.

Addendum 3: when the global economy shrinks from apocalyptic natural disaster, you should’ve realized how valuable labor was porky >:3