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Reminds me of that standup bit from Milton Jones (I think it was him):
Anyone here have cats?
Your house stinks.
30 years ago: Dude, let the guy in he’s practically asking.
Now: Dude just leave my food. Sorry man but you know. Peace.
A little bit after now: You aren’t really gonna report man right? I tipped but dude I can’t do those other buttons man.
