Makes perfect sense if read in the voice of Cat from Red Dwarf.
Water and billionaire corpses
there is a youtube channel that shows all that shit tho
https://m.youtube.com/user/SchmidtOceanVideos
It is hours and hours of the most powerful non-fiction hallucinogens you can possibly take but also it is very calming and relaxed often with a friendly science narrator.
In a way I guess it is like going on a field trip with Mrs. Frizzle but from the slightly horrifying perspective of actually being on the field trip.
The deep sea dropped so much acid it just got stuck down there, and at this point nobody fucks around down in that neighborhood when it comes to being as absolutely fucking weird as possible.
Scifi movies don’t have shit on the actual real deep sea.
Microplastics
plastic bags
And dirt
Wrong.
The bottom of the ocean is gonna be sand or dirt or rock. Possibly all of them. The water will actually be sitting above the bottom.
Is that so? The bottom of a glass is glass. But the ocean is not the glass; it’s the water in the glass. You wouldn’t say that the bottom of the water in the glass is made of glass.
should have brought a flashlight smh
What about the second time?
I don’t know if anyone’s ever been down there again. I vaguely remember a headline in the last 5 or so years that said someone was trying, to, though I don’t know if they have yet.
Wouldn’t the bottom of the ocean NOT be water?
this guy clearly hasn’t been to the bottom of the ocean
I learned about brine pools recently and I’m fascinated
I believe Goo Lagoon from Spongebob is canonically a brine pool
Thanks that was an interesting fact. Wiki
Would it really be the bottom if there was just more water
It was a race to the bottom
Dang, you were faster
David Byrne was actually the first person to discover this during a Once in a Lifetime opportunity
Actually, it’s sand or rock. The water is on top of that.
Uh, actually, it’s fish poopoos and peepees
A submersible with dead billionaires.
I’m not sure those still fit the description
Bits of submersible with dead billionaires? Sand formed by the sudden and thorough crushing of a submersible with dead billionaires? The Logitech F710 aught to be mentioned as well. Of all the things cheap game controllers have suffered, utterly destroyed by deep sea pressure is one.
I wouldn’t wanna know what cuthulu monster lies dormant on those depths
leaving it