The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days agoA life of solitudelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkA life of solitudelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareNuke_the_whales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoAnd Gandalf wasn’t alone. He was banging little Hobbit chicks for ages
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoAnd we all know where he wore the ring.
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoOh god, now I have the image of Gandalf’s scrawny ass with a pencil dick
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-223 days ago*with a pencil dick on fire Just sitting there, winking at you, asking if you want to smoke
And Gandalf wasn’t alone. He was banging little Hobbit chicks for ages
Filthy hobbitses
And we all know where he wore the ring.
Oh god, now I have the image of Gandalf’s scrawny ass with a pencil dick
*with a pencil dick on fire
Just sitting there, winking at you, asking if you want to smoke